Cacofonix's tuneless singing always makes it rain - which is just what they want in Rajah Watzit's distant Eastern kingdom.
 
The guru Hoodunnit has threatened to end a terrible drought by sacrificing lovely Princess Orinjade.
 
Can the Gauls, flown in on the fakir Watziznehm's magic carpet, rescue her?
 
The bard's finest hour has come.