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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.


From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:


You can't trust a dog to watch your food.


Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?


Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

Mitchell Symons - Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog (AGE 7+)

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