A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats
 
Favourite suggestions include:
 
* Embrace "Procatstination": F*** it off and do it tomorrow
 
* Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
 
* Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses
 
Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it's about time we started listening to them.