The bestselling novel by Irvine Welsh that provided the inspiration for Danny Boyle's hit film
 
Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***** junk food intae yir mooth.

Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total f***** embarrassment tae the selfish, f*****-up brats ye've produced.
 
Choose life.